Father teaches 3rd grade son to do math:
- Okay, you've read the problem, so what do you think this problem requires?
- Addition!
- Think carefully.
- Subtraction!
- Son, I told you to think carefully.
- Division!
- Oh my god, why am I so bad?
- Multiplication, right dad?
- Good job! You see, if you think carefully, you will find the solution to the problem.
Depends on the intention
An old man walked into a liquor store and said to the owner:
- Our silver wedding anniversary is coming up, could you please tell me what kind of wine is appropriate to buy?
- It depends on your intention. So do you want to drink to celebrate or to relieve your sorrow?
NGUYEN HUU LOC (st)