Hey, I just saw your wife having an affair with a fat guy.
The other calmly replied:
- I know, I'm waiting!
- What are you waiting for? Beat him up!
- Wait until she gets with a smaller guy.
- !?!
Just realized now
The dying husband whispered to his wife:
- I realized that every time I was miserable, you were there. When I was bullied and chased away, you were there. When I was unemployed, you were there. When I was bankrupt and hungry, you were there. When I was sick and in pain, you were always there. Do you know what I just realized?
- What is it, honey?, the wife asked proudly.
- You are the one who always brings me bad luck!
- !?!