Relax

There was a turtle living in a forest and there was a drought there. The turtle wanted to go to the next forest to live. It asked an eagle to carry it there. The turtle bit a piece of wood so the eagle could take it. Halfway there, the eagle said:
- The other day I also brought a turtle to the other forest in this way. But it fell because it heard me telling a joke and laughed.
The turtle burst out laughing:
- Ha ha ha! How could there be such a stupid guy?

Dedicated service

A store advertised that it would unconditionally satisfy any customer's needs. A man came in and asked to buy a pair of gloves.
- What color do you like?
- Black one please.
- Winter or fall gloves?
- Autumn type.
- The type used with coats, trench coats or jackets?
- And coats! When are you going to sell them to me? - the customer asked, starting to get annoyed.
- Sir, we're afraid you'll have to bring the coat here and show it to us. We're sure you'll find the gloves to your liking then.
The old man standing next to him interjected:
- Don't believe them! He had to take off his pants and bring a chamber pot, but in the end he still couldn't buy toilet paper from them!

TN(st)