Relax

At the end of the year, someone visits you in the hospital:
- I didn't think it would be that fast. Just last night at the company's summary meeting, I saw you happily eating and dancing with your female colleague.
The friend sighed and replied:
- My wife also saw that scene and that's why it turned out like this!

The swing gate

Every night at the end of the year, the husband comes home in a bad mood. Tonight, he came home late and was making a lot of noise at the gate, so the wife quickly opened the door. Seeing her husband struggling to get in, she said:
- You must be very drunk, right?
- How can you be drunk? If your mother keeps saying that, the neighbors will hear and laugh...
- Then why don't you come in so I can lock the gate?
- Mom, hold the gate back a bit… I see it swinging, I'm scared to death!
- ???

Frog goes to buy shrimp

A guy had to wait until the end of the year to get his bonus before he dared to call his girlfriend and ask her out to dinner. Since they had an appointment, the guy immediately asked when the other end picked up the phone:
- Hello! Is this your little frog? This is my clever prince.
- No! I'm the swamp boss. Frog went to the market to buy shrimp and forgot his phone at home.
- !!!

TN(st)