Money loses value because of supermarket's anti-theft methods

Two neighbors were complaining about the prices of goods in the supermarket. One said:

- I remember in the past, taking 1 coin to the market was enough to eat all day, now taking 1 coin is not enough to buy a bunch of vegetables anymore.

The other woman also sighed:

- Last week where I live, I could go to the supermarket for $1 and get food for the whole week. That's not possible anymore.

- That's how prices go up.

- The price hasn't increased, it's just that the supermarket just installed more cameras this week.

- !?!

Fired for love in the wrong place

The couple were talking in the car when a man knocked on the window.

The guy in the car saw that and immediately frowned and asked:

- What are you doing here? Are you a policeman?

- No, but...

- But what? This woman isn't your daughter?

- Are not...

- So why did you knock on the car window?

- Because this is my car.

- !?!