Hearing his parents loudly mention the word divorce, the five-year-old boy asked his father.
- What is divorce, dad?
Afraid that his child would be sad, he deliberately said the wrong thing.
- Ah, divorce is drinking.
Seeing his son's eyes wide open, the father explained:
- So you didn't see when I was drinking, the glass kept touching my lips?
Women are dirtier than men
Ty and Teo were sitting and chatting about women. Ty said:
- I don't understand why girls are always fragrant and clean. Unlike us men, right, Teo?
Teo shook his head:
- No, I don't. I think women are much dirtier than men.
- You're so good at joking - Ty opened his eyes in surprise.
Teo affirmed firmly:
- Really, women are very dirty, because from childhood to adulthood I have never seen them bathe!
- !!!
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