Retaliation

- Hey Teo, have you cleaned my shoes yet?
- Sir, I think even if you wipe it again, it will still be dirty when you leave.
The boss put on a coat, carried his suitcase and told Teo:
- I will be away for a few days.
- So you leave me money for food?
- Oh, draw! Even if you eat, you'll still be hungry.

Illusion
Seeing his wife buying a lot of clothes but not wearing them, the husband asked:
- Why do you waste money buying clothes that you don't use?
- It's not that I don't need it. I've gotten fat lately. I'll wear it when I lose weight.
- So don't give your child's one-year-old clothes to the neighbors. Keep them and wait until your child is younger to wear them.
Wife laughed:
- Do you think our child can be smaller?
- Yes! If you can still be small, then nothing is impossible.
- !!!