Profit now

How are you, son, is everything okay?
Daughter:
- Everything was great, Mom, except for one small mistake. The day we entered the water park, the ticket inspector pointed at him and said: “You only need to buy a ticket, but this old man over 60 years old gets a free ticket.”

The unreasonable wife

Going to the coffee shop, I saw Teo sitting there muttering resentfully:

- Women are really unreasonable!

Ty wondered:

- What do you think? I see women who have sacrificed, endured, and always taken care of their family and children. In general, women are very lovely!

Teo said:

- Last month, my wife announced that she was going to be a mother. I gave her a beautiful bouquet of roses.

- That's right! - Ty replied.

Teo was upset:

- And yet yesterday, I told her I was going to be the father of another child. She smashed a pot on my head. It was too much!

- !?!