I asked my relatives and neighbors when they would be having the party...
A young man asked his friend:
- Do you know where to order cheap food? I'm planning to order 20 trays.
- What's the occasion?
- Oh, I order for relatives and neighbors to ask when the party is.
- So are you going to debut?
- I just wanted to invite them to eat first so I wouldn't have to ask...
- ?!!
Call wife urgently
A guy said to the nurse:
- Can you call my wife?
- Okay, what do you want to say?
- She said: "The patient is being cared for by young and beautiful nurses, don't worry!"
- Why did you text like that?
- I sympathize, saying that she rushed to the hospital to take care of me.
- ?!!
GIA LONG (st)