My husband and I just had a big argument because he keeps drinking.
A girl talks to you:
- The other day, my husband and I had a huge argument because he kept drinking. So we didn't talk to each other anymore, even though March 8th was coming up!
- Has he made up with you yet?
- Yes. Last night, he asked me!
- What did he ask?
- He said: Have you seen where my half-drunk bottle of wine is?
Can't throw far
In the park, an old woman was throwing bread to the pigeons affectionately.
The old man sitting next to him suggested:
- What a waste! Feeding birds with fine bread while so many people are starving in Africa.
The old woman replied:
- But sir, I can't throw the bread that far!