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HA (st) July 17, 2024 09:00

Three tourists sat bragging to each other.

First man: In my country, the weather is so hot that the sweat evaporates as soon as it comes out.

- In my country, there is no need to build a milk powder factory, because the milk that comes out of the cow is immediately dried into milk powder.

- It's nothing - the third man said slowly - in my country, they have to break ice into small pieces to feed the chickens so they don't lay boiled eggs.

Suing husband for apologizing too much

A woman with 12 children aged 1 to 12 went to court to sue her husband who had left home.

The judge asked:

- When did he leave her?

The tired mother replied:

- Ten years ago.

The judge was confused:

- If he left ten years ago, where did these kids come from?

The woman said:

- Oh, he often comes back to apologize.

- !?!

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