Three tourists sat bragging to each other.
First man: In my country, the weather is so hot that the sweat evaporates as soon as it comes out.
- In my country, there is no need to build a milk powder factory, because the milk that comes out of the cow is immediately dried into milk powder.
- It's nothing - the third man said slowly - in my country, they have to break ice into small pieces to feed the chickens so they don't lay boiled eggs.
Suing husband for apologizing too much
A woman with 12 children aged 1 to 12 went to court to sue her husband who had left home.
The judge asked:
- When did he leave her?
The tired mother replied:
- Ten years ago.
The judge was confused:
- If he left ten years ago, where did these kids come from?
The woman said:
- Oh, he often comes back to apologize.
- !?!
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