Husband told wife:
- The fact that I wear makeup or have plastic surgery has made the neighbors gossip and talk...
- What are they talking about?
- They said I was wanted or something because I kept changing my appearance...
- Huh???
Who deserves?
A boss was given a very beautiful and expensive foreign doll. He called his three children and said:
- This is a foreign doll, very precious, dad will reward the one who listens to mom the most, doesn't argue with mom, knows how to admit mistakes to mom...
The three children said in unison:
- Then only you deserve this reward!