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A guy walked into a business store, looked around for a while, then asked the owner.
- Is this place open 24/7?
The owner replied:
- Right.
- Open 365 days a year?
- Exactly.
- So what are the locks and chains on the gate used for?
Injured because neighbor called ferry
After performing first aid on a patient admitted to the hospital at midnight, the doctor asked:
- How did you end up like this? A traffic accident?
- It's not traffic, doctor. They called a ferry and I'm covered in injuries.
- What do you mean? - the doctor stared in surprise.
The patient sighed:
- Poor thing, on the weekend the neighbor rented a huge karaoke system for entertainment. All day long they were screaming "Ferry... ferry...". I came over to remind them, so they had to come here.
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