If you don't want to leave here empty-handed, I can pull out a tooth for you for free.
One night, a thief broke into a dentist's house. Since he couldn't find anything of value, he demanded money from the homeowner. The dentist yawned and replied:
- I'm sorry, I don't have any money, but if you don't want to leave here empty-handed, can I pull out a tooth for you for free…?
Water prices are sky high
Passenger asked flight attendant:
- How much is this bottle of mineral water?
- 30,000 VND, dear customer!
- What is the capacity of the bottle? Why is it so expensive?
The flight attendant shrugged:
- I don't know either, it seems like the kind that supermarkets still sell for 5,000 VND a bottle...