On the first meeting, the future son-in-law said he was a doctor.
The future son-in-law met his father-in-law. The father asked:
- What do you do?
- Yes, I am a doctor!
- That's great. Being a doctor means your family benefits. If someone gets sick, there's a doctor at home. What do you major in?
- Yes, I am a forensic doctor, specializing in autopsies!
Speak softly
The teacher was engrossed in his lesson when he saw a student falling asleep on the table. He immediately walked over to the student, tapped the table with a ruler and said:
- Hey, I don't think this place is suitable for sleeping. You'd better go home and sleep.
The student replied in a sleepy voice:
- It's okay, teacher. Just keep your voice down!