Men are exactly alike

On Tet holiday, seeing his daughter's boyfriend staying at his house for too long, the father immediately made a plan:
- My dear daughter! Don't you feel that the young man who is courting you has been in our house for too long? Hasn't your mother told you anything about this?
The daughter heard her father say that and immediately replied:
Yes, Dad! Mom said that men are all the same, Dad.
- !!!

The weird wife

During the spring break, Teo and his wife sat watching TV. Suddenly, Teo's wife pointed at the screen and asked:
- Honey! Who is prettier, me or this actress?
Teo turned to pinch his wife's cheek lovingly and said:
- Of course it's me.
- Who is prettier, me or that girl?, Teo's wife pointed at another actress.
- It's me.
- What about you and your ex-girlfriend?
- Of course it's me! - Teo replied without thinking.
Hearing that, Teo's wife immediately screamed:
- Oh, you're great, and you dare say I'm your first love!
- !!!