The maid said to the homeowner, 'If you don't believe me, then just let me go.'
The maid said to the mistress:
- If you don't believe me, then let me go.
- But I trust you very much. I even gave you the keys to my precious jewelry box to keep…
- Yes, ma'am. But none of those keys will open the box.
No horns yet
Two good friends met after a long time, one said:
- You look sick, do you lack calcium? Should you go see a doctor?
- No, I'm not sick. Why do you say I lack calcium?
- Strange, so why has your wife been cheating for a long time but you haven't grown horns on your head yet?
- ?!!
DANG DUC (collected)