Tet is really over!

After Tet, the husband complained to his wife:
- Honey, it seems like Tet this year is too short!
Wife surprised:
- Why so short? It's been more than a week.
Husband sighed:
- I mean... lucky money, gifts, bonuses go away so fast! When I noticed it was a lot, but now when I open my wallet, there's not a single penny left!
Wife laughed:
- So Tet is really over, brother!

Reason for going to church

In early January, Teo invited Ti to go to the temple. Teo prayed for a long time, Ti curiously asked:
- What do you want?
Teo replied:
- I wish you a prosperous business this year, money flows in like water!
Ti smiled mysteriously:
- I just wish you prosperity!
Teo was both moved and surprised and asked:
- Why is that, don't you pray for yourself?
Wink:
- Because you are rich, I can borrow money!

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