Relaxation

Qualified wife

TRINH VIET HIEP (st) • November 25, 2024 09:07

My wife is a woman who meets all the criteria of a woman. She is talented, beautiful, eloquent, and virtuous.

The guy bragged to his colleagues:
- My wife is a woman who meets all the standards of a woman.
- You mean: virtue, beauty, speech, and conduct?
- Right!
- Then congratulations.
- Yeah, specifically: Attacking me; Food intolerance; Uncontrolled language, and happiness while drinking bubble tea.

Distraction

Two thieves were struggling to open a safe in a bank. After a while, one of them asked the other:
- Why did you use your foot to open it?
- This takes a few minutes longer but will drive fingerprint experts crazy!

TRINH VIET HIEP (st)