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During math class, the teacher called a student to the board and asked:
- Give me examples of monomials, binomials and polynomials.
The student quickly answered:
- Sir, last night everyone in my family stayed up to watch football, that is a polynomial. When the first half was almost over, only my father and I were left watching, that is a binomial. At the end of the match, only I was left watching, that is a monomial.
Reasons why children go to school
Mom: Son, wake up, you have to go to school.
Child: I don't want to go to school!
- Can you give two reasons why you don't want to go to school?
- Okay, the kids hate me and the teachers hate me too.
- But I can also give you two reasons why you have to go to school.
- Yes, mom, go ahead.
- First, I'm 52 years old and second, I'm the principal.
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