Arrested for listening to wife

A thief was caught trying to break into a fashion store at midnight.

After reviewing the videotape, the judge looked at the criminal strangely:

- I can't understand why you stole from a store three times in one night. You clearly took the clothes in the first place, so why did you bring them back?

The thief sighed:

- Because of my wife, sir.

The judge was curious:

- What do you mean?

The thief replied miserably:

- At first I took a black dress but my wife said I don't wear black on Tet. When I went back to change to a red one, she said red is taboo this year. When I tried changing it the third time, I was caught.

Do you know who I am?

Before Tet, the director went to look at the park. By chance, he saw the driver's little child. He took out a lucky money envelope and gave it to the child, smiling and asking:

- Do you know who I am?

- Yes, I know, you are my dad's friend. Every day my dad gives you a ride, I see you often...