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Measure men's health

MULTI (s/t) January 17, 2025 9:00

To measure the durability of a man's heart and mind, people use beauty tricks. So to measure a man's health, what should we use?

The wife was reading the newspaper when she turned to her husband and said: "Honey, to measure temperature people use a thermometer..."

She continued:

- To measure current intensity, people use an ammeter; to measure voltage, they use a voltmeter.

- And then what? the husband wondered after hearing.

The wife continued:

- To measure the durability of a man's heart and mind, people use beauty tricks. So to measure a man's health, what tricks should be used?

The husband did not need to think and immediately smiled and replied:

- Ah, to measure a man's health, we must use his "second wife"!

Beggars also work overtime

At 11 o'clock at night, the doorbell rang, the landlady opened the door and saw a beggar.

- Excuse me, madam, said the poor fellow:

- Please give this poor man some food.

- Do you know what time it is that you are still begging?

- Yes, ma'am, I know. But in this economic crisis, people are becoming more and more stingy, so I have to work overtime.

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