To measure the durability of a man's heart and mind, people use beauty tricks. So to measure a man's health, what should we use?
The wife was reading the newspaper when she turned to her husband and said: "Honey, to measure temperature people use a thermometer..."
She continued:
- To measure current intensity, people use an ammeter; to measure voltage, they use a voltmeter.
- And then what? the husband wondered after hearing.
The wife continued:
- To measure the durability of a man's heart and mind, people use beauty tricks. So to measure a man's health, what tricks should be used?
The husband did not need to think and immediately smiled and replied:
- Ah, to measure a man's health, we must use his "second wife"!
Beggars also work overtime
At 11 o'clock at night, the doorbell rang, the landlady opened the door and saw a beggar.
- Excuse me, madam, said the poor fellow:
- Please give this poor man some food.
- Do you know what time it is that you are still begging?
- Yes, ma'am, I know. But in this economic crisis, people are becoming more and more stingy, so I have to work overtime.
MULTI (s/t)