Relaxation

[SPRING NEWSPAPER 2024] Taking my wife on a spring outing

CLAP (st) • February 14, 2023 09:00

A woman ran to the company's reception room, out of breath, and told the security guard:

- Let me see the director!
- Sorry, the director is not in the office. He took his wife on a spring outing three days ago!
- Oh my god! I'm his wife!

Decorum

After placing the offering, the guest respectfully said to the fortune teller:
- Sir, I want to see my age line. How old can I live?
The fortune teller leisurely cast the hexagram and said:
- If the client spends money to invite the monk to perform a ceremony to pray for Buddha's blessing, the client can live to be 100 years old!
- Are you sure what you say?
- If I were to perform the ceremony myself, it would definitely be like that!
- Sir! - the old lady hesitated - What if it's wrong?
- If you die before 100 years old, just come here and I will return your money properly!

CLAP (st)