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At the end of the class, the teacher told the class: - Tomorrow we will learn about honesty. Go home and open your civics book and read chapter 16 first.
The obedient student replied:
- Yes!
The next day, as soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher asked:
- Have you read chapter 16 yet?
- Yes! - the whole class answered in unison.
The teacher smiled:
- Great! We can start the lesson now. Actually, this book only has 15 chapters...
New boss divorced
A man confided to a colleague:
- The boss seemed very angry this morning, threatening to fire half of the employees!
The colleague smiled and replied:
- Don't worry, he's just divorced!
- What does that have to do with anything?
- Why not? After the divorce, the boss will fire his wife's relatives.
