Eat balut

- Please give me a plate of duck!
Yes, right away.
- But the meat must be soft, without bones...
- Then please enjoy the balut!
- ???

Hunger eradication
Two friends from poor households went to the bank to borrow money to develop their production. After receiving the money, it was almost noon. Feeling hungry, they invited each other to a restaurant to eat and drink to their heart's content. On their way home, one of them said:
- Eliminating hunger is easy, just like this and it's done. But why is reducing poverty so difficult, uncle?
- I agree - the other man nodded, his steps unsteady.

Retaliation
A man walked into a flower shop and said to the salesman:
- Today is my wife's birthday, can you sell me a branch without... flowers?
- Oh, why are you so mean to your wife?
- Oh, you don't understand me. For my birthday, she gave me a bottle without any wine!