On his first day working at the store, the young employee was taught by the boss:
- Don't forget. The customer is always right.
Soon the owner saw the customer enter the store and immediately leave without buying anything. The owner approached the employee and asked:
- What's the problem, why aren't they buying?
The honest employee replied:
- They all said the prices here were too high and I told them they were right…
Like married employees
On Monday morning, Teo just arrived at the company and ran straight to the director and said:
- Sir, I want to inform you that I just got married yesterday.
The director looked at Teo and smiled:
- Great! Congratulations. I appreciate married employees.
- Why is that? Do they not work well without a wife?
The director shrugged:
- No! Because after work, most married men prefer to stay at the office!