Wonderful dream

- Grandma, I had a wonderful dream last night. I was a virgin and I came to propose to you...
- Didn't that happen in the past, what's so great about it?
- But in my dream, she refused my proposal.

Flatter wife
The husband came home from work, sat at the dining table, held a piece of burnt bread and asked:
- Who baked the cake?
The mother wanted her son to scold her daughter-in-law so she said sarcastically:
- Who else but your wife? You're so skillful!
- No wonder the bread is delicious…

Twin
The wife ran into the house, jumping up and down with joy:
- Honey, we're going to have a baby! Twins!
The husband hugged his wife, affectionately:
- Oh! That's amazing! How did you find out about the twins so early?
- Yes, I bought two sticks and tested them all, but every stick said I was pregnant!