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A woman asked her neighbor:
- What's wrong with your husband?
- When we first met, he only drank water mixed with a little wine.
- Then get married?
- He drank wine mixed with some water.
- Huh... what about now?
- He drinks alcohol like he drinks water!
- ???
Question
The couple went to the zoo together. When they got to the lion cage, the husband asked his wife:
- Guess which one is male and which one is female?
- The male is the one with the mane.
- So why do males have manes and females don't?
The wife smiled and said:
- The male has a mane so that his wife can pull his hair.
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