A woman came to work with one side of her face swollen, her co-workers asked:
- Who hit you?
- My husband.
- I thought he was on a business trip.
- I thought so too...
Who broke the glass?
The neighbor asked the woman in surprise:
- Who broke the glass at your front door?
The woman replied:
- That's my cowardly husband!
- He is as gentle as the earth? - the neighbor doubted!
The woman was angry:
- If he had stood there and dodged the broom I threw, the glass wouldn't have broken!