The squad leader instructs the new soldiers:
- You have to remember one thing, the boss is always right, understand!
- Yes, I just admitted that to the platoon leader!
- Oh, good. So what did you admit to the platoon leader?
- Yes, the squad leader asked: "Yesterday, your "boss" went outside to flirt with girls, right?". I immediately confirmed that it was true!
did you hit me
Before the wedding day, the girl said to her lover:
- Honey, if you marry me, will you hit me?
- Never!
- Really?
- Real!
- You are not lying to me?
- I told you I was telling the truth! If you keep asking, I'll get angry and slap you again!
DANG DUC (st)