Love from a mathematical perspective

At the bus stop, a young couple was flirting. The young man said:

- Honey, I love you.

Shy girl:

- I love you too, but my love is twice as much as your love.

The boy was delighted:

- Really? Then I love you three times more than you love me.

A young man wearing glasses sitting next to him pouted:

- According to mathematics, if we put the love of men and women as x, y respectively. We have the equation: y = 2x; x = 3y. Therefore: x = y = 0, then there is no love here!

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Cure wife's illness with leather bag

The husband came home from work and saw his wife lying on the sofa and asked:

- Why do you look so tired?

- I think too much so I'm sick.

- Let me take you to the hospital right away.

- No need - the wife quickly stopped him - Go to the leather goods store at the end of the street and buy me a new crocodile leather handbag.

The husband opened his eyes wide:

- Why buy a bag?

The wife whined:

- I got sick because I had to think of a way to earn money to buy it!

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