Honest husband

- You lied to me! You said you don't drink and you don't gamble.
- I really don't know...
- So why did you get drunk and spend tens of millions of wedding money after only a few days of marriage?
The husband turned and said in a comforting voice:
- I never lied to you! It's because I don't know how to drink that I get drunk, and because I don't know how to gamble that I lose! If I knew how to drink and gamble, it wouldn't be so bad!
- !?!

Still call by the animal's name!
The wife complained to her neighbor:
- My husband used to lovingly call me by animal names like "my little bird", "my beloved cat"... But now those words have disappeared.
The neighbor heard that and immediately spoke up:
- Oh! No, it's not like that. He still calls you by the animal's name!
- Really, you heard?
- Really. Just yesterday he told me: "I have to go home now or my lion will roar."

-???

No more sleep...
There was a man who was taking a nap, suddenly he started giggling in his sleep. His wife saw this and woke him up:
- What did you dream about that was so interesting?
- Oh! I dreamed of a beautiful woman. We just started getting to know each other and then...
The wife was jealous and cried loudly. The husband was panicked and quickly explained:
- It's just a dream, not real, why make such a fuss!
- Dream whatever you want, but dreams like that are not okay with me!
- Then from now on I will not have such dreams anymore.
- What if you keep having the same dream in the future and you don't laugh?
- In that case, from now on I won't... sleep anymore, are you satisfied now?