Husband is better than wife because of gluttony and laziness

The couple argued loudly, the wife angrily shouted:
- You are a lazy glutton, you know how to eat but not how to cook.
The husband argued back:
- You think you're so great? At least I'm better than you.
- What do you mean? - the wife widened her eyes.
- You are the one who dares to cook but not to eat!
- !!!

Serious husband

At the weekend, his wife coquettishly told Teo:
- Honey, let's go to a restaurant for a romantic date tonight!
Teo coldly replied:
- I absolutely hate dating married women. Get that idea out of my head!
Wife gaped:
- But I am your wife!
- I'm no exception! - Teo said seriously.
- !!!

Fear of wife to the point that even the King of Hell is shocked

In hell, the King of Hell gathered all the men and said: "Whoever is afraid of his wife, stand aside!".
Everyone flocked to the "fearful of wives" side, only one man remained calm and stood there.
The King of Hell approached, patted him on the shoulder and said:
- You are such a brave man. Why aren't you afraid of your wife?
He replied:
- Yes sir! My wife told me not to gather in crowded places.

Dating the wrong homeless guy

After her first date with her online boyfriend, she confided in her best friend:
- We have known each other for so long that I just found out today that Mr. Ty is homeless.
- Really? - she was surprised - How do you know? He said so?
She shook her head:
- No, yesterday when we said goodbye I said "Text me when you get home!". He nodded, but it's been a week and I haven't seen any text messages.
- !?!

The Secret of My Husband's Envelope Briefcase

The girl saw her friend sad so she came closer and confided:
- You married a rich man, why do I see you so sad?
- Rich, I just realized I was wrong.
You are surprised:
- What's wrong?
- The other day when we went out, I saw him always carrying a briefcase full of envelopes. I thought he was doing something big, but...
- So what does he do?
- Then be a postman!

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