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Wife and God

PD (st) October 23, 2024 9:00

After many years of research, a philosopher made a statistical comparison between his wife and... God. His statistics include the following:

- All of a wife's opinions are God's opinions, also known as bias.

- Wife's reasoning is natural.

- Wife's literature is Astronomy.

- The weight of a wife's words is as big as a meteorite.

- When the wife is pregnant, it is called Thien Thai.

- All big and small matters in the house are decided by the wife, that is God's will.

- My wife's ears are extremely sharp so she is called a natural disaster.

- !?

Be brave!

A drunk guy came home and knocked on his wife's door: "Honey, I just went to see an old classmate..."

- Oh, is that you? Yeah, that's normal.

- I drank all my salary.

- Oh, I can understand.

- Your car was impounded by the police...

- Of course.

- Oh, you are the most gentle woman in the world! But honey, I have already given my gold ring to a girl.

- She is so lucky.

- What? Are you happy?

- Yes, because I'm just your neighbor. Just a few more steps and you'll be home, be brave and good luck.

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