After many years of research, a philosopher made a statistical comparison between his wife and... God. His statistics include the following:
- All of a wife's opinions are God's opinions, also known as bias.
- Wife's reasoning is natural.
- Wife's literature is Astronomy.
- The weight of a wife's words is as big as a meteorite.
- When the wife is pregnant, it is called Thien Thai.
- All big and small matters in the house are decided by the wife, that is God's will.
- My wife's ears are extremely sharp so she is called a natural disaster.
- !?
Be brave!
A drunk guy came home and knocked on his wife's door: "Honey, I just went to see an old classmate..."
- Oh, is that you? Yeah, that's normal.
- I drank all my salary.
- Oh, I can understand.
- Your car was impounded by the police...
- Of course.
- Oh, you are the most gentle woman in the world! But honey, I have already given my gold ring to a girl.
- She is so lucky.
- What? Are you happy?
- Yes, because I'm just your neighbor. Just a few more steps and you'll be home, be brave and good luck.
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