Oh my, I forgot I have a wife! Do you believe it? There are people who finish work and rush to the shop, forgetting they have a wife…
The wife called her husband:
-Honey, are you working overtime today? Why are you home so late?
-Oh, I forgot I was married, so after finishing I rushed straight to the beer house...
Body aches
At the clinic, the girl said to the doctor:
-Doctor, I have pain all over my body.
-You have to tell me exactly where it hurts so I can examine it?
-Touching my knee hurts, touching my shoulder hurts, touching my cheek hurts…
-Her finger is broken.