Don't call your wife wife!

- From today on, you are my wife. Just thinking about waking up every morning and seeing my wife is enough happiness.
Teo's wife said seriously: - Don't call me wife.
- What should I call you? - Teo whined.
- You can call me your wife or whatever, Teo's wife affirmed.
Curious Teo:

- What's wrong?
Teo's wife cleared her throat: - I know you men well. Calling her "wife" means that outside there are also "provincial" wives, "district" wives, "central" wives and many "local" wives?
- !!!

Peace agreement

A man talking to a colleague:
- Yesterday I met my boss and gave him an ultimatum: "Either you have to give me a raise or I'll quit my job!" After a heated argument, we came to a peaceful compromise.
- How to compromise?
- The boss won't raise my salary, and I won't quit my job.