Harmful effects of alcohol

- You guys should remember, alcohol is the cause of separation of many couples...

- A young man stood up and asked: Excuse me, professor. Could you tell me, how much do I need to drink to have this separation?

Fired because boss divorced

The boss seemed very angry this morning, threatening to fire half of the staff!

The colleague smiled and replied:

- Don't worry, he's just divorced!

- What does that have to do with anything?

- Why not? After the divorce, the boss will fire his wife's relatives.