The son said to his stingy father:
- Dad, give me money to buy a world atlas.
- No rush! The world situation is not stable yet, my child.
Strip naked
A city dweller bragged to a country friend:
- Look, my jacket is by Pierre Cardin!
- Are those shirts and pants also from Pierre Cardin?
- That's right!
- Oh my god, you're so bad, why did you strip him of all his clothes...