The patient complained to the ophthalmologist:
- I can't see objects far away.
Hearing that, the doctor pointed to the sky and asked:
- Now look, what is in the sky?
- Sun.
- How far do you want to look?
- !?
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The nurse asked the boy waiting to be vaccinated:
- Where do you want to get the injection this time?
The boy cried:
- In my mother's hands!