Two traffic engineers talking to each other:
– Do you know the latest bridge acceptance method?
How?
– After the bridge is built, gather all the wives to dance on it. If the bridge does not collapse, it is a good bridge, and if it collapses, it is a great bridge!
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Customer complaints:
- The watch I bought here broke after only half a year of use. I had no choice but to throw it away. And you dare say I can use it for the rest of my life.
- Sir, because that day, I saw your complexion was very bad...
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