Relaxation

The thief called his wife by her first name.

MULTI (s/t) December 15, 2024 9:00

The thieves call my wife "old lady". Once a month, my wife only needs to ask one question and I automatically give her all my salary.

Two husbands sat talking sadly to each other, one of them lamenting.

"The thieves are really scary these days. They just need to tap someone on the shoulder and ask a question and that person will automatically take off their belongings or take out their wallet and give it to them."

My friend looked even more frustrated:

- I thought nothing of it, those thieves called my wife "old lady". Once a month, my wife only needs to ask one question and I automatically have to take out all my salary and give it to her.

Gods are powerless against ugly girls

The girl covered her face and sobbed. A genie appeared and asked: "Why are you crying? Stop crying, I will grant you a wish."

The girl replied:

- My friend has a beautiful Hermes bag that costs billions, I don't have money to buy it. Hu hu. Please give me that bag.

The god was annoyed:

- Don't make such unrealistic wishes. Say something else.

- Then please god give me a lover!

The god sighed and replied:

- Okay, what color Hermes bag do you want?

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The thief called his wife by her first name.