A rich man before dying wrote a will asking to be buried with all his money.
The family followed suit, but could not fit all the money into the box.
A passerby saw and commented:
- Why do you keep torturing yourself like this? Just write him a check for the total amount and it will be over!
Dog training
Someone told you:
- For the past month, I have been training my dog Ki Ki every day...
- What do you train it to do?
- It's simple, I train it to bark three times before eating.
- What was the result?
- Now I have to bark three times for it to eat.