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Past and future

THUY UYEN (st) March 26, 2025 10:11

What is the past and future tense of the word marry?

The English teacher asked the students:
- What are the past and future tenses of the word marry?
A student answered:
- Sir, that is love and divorce!
- !!!

Guard dog

A family moved from the city to the suburbs and was told they must buy a fierce dog to guard their house at night. So they bought the biggest dog at the kennel of a trader who lived nearby.
Not long after, the inn was broken into and a large haul was made while the dog slept.
The owner then met the merchant and told him the story. The merchant said:
- Well, now you need to buy a puppy to wake up the big dog.

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