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One guy went ahead to dig a hole, the other guy followed behind to fill it in.
One hole after another.
The two men worked hard from early morning until the sun was almost overhead without stopping. Unable to bear it any longer, the owner of a nearby restaurant ran out and asked:
- What are you guys doing? One guy is digging a hole and the other guy is filling it up?
- In the tree planting group, the three of us divided the work: I dug the hole, he filled the soil, and one person planted the tree.
The shop owner interrupted impatiently.
- Where do you plant trees?
- He is sick today so he asked for leave.
- !?!
Take up all the space
A beggar, ragged and shabby, came to a rich man's house to beg for food. The rich man did not give him any food, but even scolded him:
- Get out of here! You look like you've just come from hell.
The beggar heard and quickly replied:
- Yes, I'm from hell!
The rich man said:
- If you've been to hell, why don't you stay there? Why come up here and make a mess?
- We can't stay there so we have to go up. The rich people down there have taken all the space.
DUC ANH (st)