The teacher asked a student: - Where is your homework?
- I lost it when I fought with a friend because he said you were not the best teacher in school.
The most obedient girl in school
The principal said to Teo:
- I have some complaints from all the teachers about you. Teo, what did you do in class?
- Principal, I did nothing.
You have to go straight home, no turning left or right!
The teacher said to the students:
- Make sure you go straight home, without turning anywhere…
- I can't. My house is in a deep and winding alley.
Safety limit
Mom advised Ty:
- An ate 12 candies and had a severe stomachache!
- So does that mean 11 is the safe limit, mom?