The student is better than the teacher.

There was a lazy teacher whose reputation was so great that no one dared to send their children to study with him. Then a boy came with betel and areca nuts to ask to study with him. The teacher said:
- There is no desk at home, see if anyone has one to borrow, we will perform the ceremony.
The student quickly replied:
- Sir, if you borrow something, you have to return it. I might as well bend down and make a desk, and you can put the betel and areca nuts on it to make offerings.
The teacher heard and clasped his hands in prayer:
- I am much better than you, why do I still need to learn from you?

Women's Secret

At a party, guests were arguing whether men or women were trustworthy. One man said:
- No woman can keep a secret.
A blonde woman said:
- I'm not sure about that but I've kept my age a secret since I was 21.
- You will reveal it one day - the man affirmed.
- I don't think so - the blonde lady replied - when a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she will keep it for life.

Reason for running red light

A car ran a red light and was stopped by a policeman. The car stopped and the policeman asked the driver:
- Do you see the red light?
Yes, I see.
- So why still pass?
- Yes, I saw the red light, but I didn't see you.

Doctor's important work

The doctor was sleeping with his wife when another doctor called:
- Can you come here right now to be the fourth player at poker?
- Okay. By all means, I'll go now.
The wife asked while helping her husband get his shirt and tools:
- Is it important?
- Yes. It sounds serious. Three doctors are already there.

Traffic jam

An employee was on a weekend trip when he suddenly received a phone call from his boss:
- OK, I know it's Saturday but I have a lot of work to do, can you come and do it?
- Okay! No problem, but the road is very busy today, I'm afraid there will be a traffic jam and I might be late.
- No problem, when can you come?
- Yes, Monday.

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