While watching fireworks on New Year's Eve, someone suddenly shouted: Hey, why are you reaching into my pocket?
- Oh, I just borrowed the lighter.
- Why didn't you ask me?
- Sorry, we don't know each other to ask!
- !?!
The swinging gate on New Year's Eve
On New Year's Eve, the husband came home late and knocked loudly on the gate, so the wife quickly opened it.
Seeing her husband struggling to get in, she immediately said:
- You must be drunk, right?
- How can you be drunk? If you keep saying that, people will laugh at you...
- Why don't you come in so I can lock the gate?
- Mom, hold the gate back a bit... I see it swinging, I'm scared to death!
- !!!
DUC ANH (st)