A boy bragged to his friend:
- My dog is very good. When my dad asked what one plus one is, it barked twice. When he asked what two plus two is, it barked exactly four times.
- Really?
- It's true! One day the neighbors couldn't sleep because our dog barked all night. My dad asked me why the dog was barking.
- Why?
- Why did you ask him what one thousand plus one thousand is?
Children's words
The girl came home from school, her mother asked:
- What did you learn at school today?
- Today the teacher told the story "Little Red Riding Hood" and asked us what we thought.
- So what do you answer?
- You said I must always remember my grandmother's face.
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