The fat lady exclaimed: - If only I had your will, it would be great!
A fat lady passed by a beggar. The beggar said:
- Madam, I haven't eaten anything for 2 days.
- Oh! - cried the fat woman, - if only I had your will!
How to calculate
The restaurant owner checked a guy who just came to apply for a waiter job:
- Tell me: what is thirty-three times five?
- Could you please tell me more: what kind of customers are you calculating this for? When is the bill calculated? Did the customers eat simple or elaborate dishes? - The other guy asked again.
- You got the job here!