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The young singer prepared carefully for her performance by buying all the tomatoes and rotten eggs in the store.
-A young girl walked into a grocery store and said to the clerk:
He sold me all the tomatoes and rotten eggs in the store.
- Yes, ma'am. Why do you buy so much?
- To prepare for the concert tonight.
- Is that a bit cruel to the singer?
- No, I'm that singer. Better be careful, sir!
must die
There was a guy who went to the market and saw everyone buying or selling something. Looking back, he saw that he had nothing to buy or sell, so he ran home, crushed a brick, and wrapped it into small packages.
When he brought it to the market, he announced:
- Does anyone want to buy mosquito repellent?
Everyone rushed to buy it, and in a flash it was all gone. Suddenly the last person turned back and asked him:
- How is this medicine used?
He calmly said:
- Bring it home, catch the mosquito, open its mouth, put this medicine in it and it will die.
